Was it just a dream?

I got up the other day thinking about what was happening in Washington, but it wasn’t quite right.

I wasn’t sure it was really happening. I told a couple of my friends about it, and they thought I just had a bad dream. But, a few days later, I realized that people were talking about it. Probably a lot of people.

So, it must be true. Otherwise, why were people talking about the end of the world as we know it. The sun is going out.

I know that President Trump told a rally that if he leaves the White House, the sun will never rise again. I remember him shouting it out clearly. “You may like me, or you may hate me. But, you have to vote for me, otherwise the sun will never rise again.”

And he lifted his hand to the sky - and he was holding a bible - and he vowed that God would punish an ungrateful nation that did not keep him in office.

“No more elections means no more cheating by the Socialist Democrats,” he yelled, to applause. Four F-18 fighter jets flew overhead, a spontaneous demonstration of support by loyal pilots in his new Space Force.

Then he went back to the White House and fired Mike Pence.

Rudy Giuliani called a press conference to explain it.

“He’s the boss. He’s in charge,” New York City’s former Mayor and Trump’s personal lawyer explained. “Someone works for you, you can fire them.”

The very same day, 13 Republican Senators demanded that Congress vote on a special emergency bill to declare President Trump to be President for Life.

And, to avoid any political chaos because of what they admitted might be seen as a revolutionary change to the Constitution, they added a provision to extend the terms of current Senators to 20 years. Not all of them, of course. That would be unfair. Only half the Senate would get those extended terms, and the power to decide who got picked would be left to the new Senate Majority Leader, Ted Cruz.

“He’s the best one to do it. Besides, if he can’t be President, he deserves a consolation prize.”

Now my family tells me this was just a horrible nightmare. I should get on my computer and see for myself that it didn’t really happen.

Well, I logged onto Google and tried to see if there really was a special session of Congress meeting to make Donald Trump president for life, but the only key that seemed to work was the letter “Q.”

That’s when I turned on my television set. They were showing images of a special Trump rally.